I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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