I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
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We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
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I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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