You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
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I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
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Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
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