Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
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A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
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Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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