Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
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Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
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We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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