Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
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