you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
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There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
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We're too hungover to prance.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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