I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
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Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
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i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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