I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
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Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
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She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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