so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
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It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
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When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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