C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
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