Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
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He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
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Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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