We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
Randomize
