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I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
a search helicopter?!
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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