The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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