I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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