Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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