i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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