You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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