i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
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he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
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Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
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