Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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