well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
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ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
they call him Oral-B. enough said
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
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They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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