sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
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It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize