I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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