Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
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if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
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She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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