You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
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i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
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his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
This is my gift to your gina
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
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