I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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