Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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