Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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