Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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