we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
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Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
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Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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