Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
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thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
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2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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