saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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