Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Randomize
