There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
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Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
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I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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