I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
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