My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I had to cum in my sink.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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