so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
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literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
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She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
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