Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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