my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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