it wasn't lemon gatorade
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
My life is pants optional.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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