I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
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Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
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The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
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