I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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