and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
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it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
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But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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