My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
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The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
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I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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