My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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