Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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