imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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