shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
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OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
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the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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