I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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