And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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