one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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