Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
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We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I fill condoms, not promises.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Shame - the story of my life.
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