Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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