So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
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woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
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You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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