After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
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Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
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I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
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