So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
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Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
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I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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