After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
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Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
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nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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