he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
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THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
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Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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